How does your footwear work, Natasha. Even with the powers of drunk science we just don’t know.
The joke is that Jeff Bridges played Stane in the movie and he also was in other movies too do you get it that is the joke that I am working with here.
That’ll do, Tumblr. That’ll do.
Tony Stark is the world’s #1 buyer of Iron Man merchandise.
Looks like beer, tastes like booze, drinks like science.
(Also: We reopened the ask box- not because we worked our way through the questions we already have, but because drunk science, that’s why.)
zap it up zap it up zap it up zap it up
Also sometimes Tony comes over and is all “Bruce you can’t possibly think I am going to sit on this hideous Ikea furniture of yours get your stuff we’re going SHOPPINGGGGGGG (with my moneeyyyyyy)
Wow, we have so many messages! We’re going to close the ask box temporarily until we can start to work our way through it. Thank you!